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Blog, rant, bitch, blather, gripe, and moan. By Adam the Carveyfan

Adam the Carveyfan's cracked view of life

Created on 2004-02-17 13:53:20 (#2244450), last updated 2009-11-27

518 comments received, 518 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:The Carveyfan
Birthdate:1986-08-22
Location:Iowa City, Iowa, United States
Website:Crib Notes - The Webcomic
Bio
Do you really want to read this? It's not very interesting... Oh well,

My parents died when I was just a baby, ever since I can remeber I've been living with my Aunt May and Uncle Ben in New York City.

No, wait, that's Spider-Man.

Umm... Me, me, who am I?

Oh right, I am Carveyfan.
My real name is Adam Jaspering. My last name is a verb, but my initials are Adjective. So watch your grammar around me or I'll go grind your predicates into gerunds.

Currently, I am at College. Life is sweet.

In addition to my two parents, I have a brother and sister whom I am willing to trade for a box of Hostess snack cakes.

I'm a devout Methodist, where our motto is: 'You're not perfect, but who cares?'

I attend the University of Iowa. Go ahead, make a joke about corn. Fucking moron...

In my freetime (is that one word?) I usually surf the web(all hail DSL), play video games (PS2 and Gamecube), watch TV (I need satellite), or hang with my friends(I really like parentheses).

I'm a compulsive Homestar Runner addict.

Dana Carvey (my user-namesake), Kevin Smith, Steven Spielberg, Quentin Tarantino, Dave Barry, and Barenaked Ladies are my all time idols.

I download MP3s because they're not illegal

I have my own, not-updated-nearly-enough webcomic. You can read it at http://www.cribnotescomic.com

I'm male if you were wondering, 6 foot one, brown hair, brown eyes, and slightly over 200 lbs. But I don't look it.

So that's about it for my bio. Anything else you need to know, I'll be typing in the journal.
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